Weekly! Naruto 662

Are both of them dead?! Naruto dead?! Sasuke dead?! Are they really no match for Madara? Are the Kages useless now? Let's find out!

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What will happen to both of them? Where the hell did that Thousand Arms Buddha come from?! Why is Sasuke's Susano'o worthless?!

Spoiler Alert! If you are gonna read this post, please read the actual manga first!

Summary: Just when we think the Shinobi Alliance ninjas were useless, we get to see them fighting a THOUSAND ARM BUDDHA (let's call him Woody) from nowhere! Woody is controlled by a Spiral Zetsu (the one who took care of Obito was back when he was healing up) and is still crazed about poop. Like adding salt to a slug, the ninjas who wore Naruto's chakra cloak are being beaten left and right despite of the power up they get from the now contained Kurama. Woody's forehead has 5 separate heads and all of them attack with 5 different element jutsu. Woody's attack, however, was countered by the Third Hokage. The all knowing, Shikamaru notices that they don't stand a chance if the Third was lost and the Kages focus on healing themselves for now.

We get to see Orochimaru and Sasuke's gang hiding behind a rock. Orochimaru notices the person who's controlling Woody. Karin feels Sasuke's chakra draining, meanwhile, Naruto's brought back to the healing Kunoichis to be healed. Hinata notices that Naruto is back and is weak, so she immediately tries to go to Naruto's location where she epicly trips, face first on the hard surface. The Gedou Mazo disappears and Sasuke's desperately trying to survive the stab wound he got from Ch. 661. Both Sakura and Karin show they're derp faces as they realize that both of them are gonna die.

This is what an epic trip is!

Likes: Shikamaru facing reality. We all know that Naruto can't defeat Madara, and Sasuke's not any better. Reality is, that they everyone in the Shinobi Alliance is pretty much useless. But, remember, we still see them with surrounded by Kurama's love cloak so why couldn't the extras (the members of the alliance who are just there for the headcount) create giant jutsus to counter Woody!? Why is it the Third the only one fighting against Woody?! Can't they join together and do an Earth barrier of somekind?!

Proof of them being useless.

Dislikes: Where the hell did Woody come from? They didn't explain it to us. We all expected that the extras were gonna come to cheer Naruto as he fights Madara but we get a big monster that came from Kishimoto's butt. Why show it now?! I guess it's Madara's ace up his sleeve so I'll let this pass but if Kishimoto comes up with another enemy from Madara's side, then I will rant about it and I'll declare his Editors to be Spaghettifecators (from the word Spaghettification [search google to get the reference] and defecators [because they just crap out ideas even if they don't mean anything].)

puu puu puu

Quirks: Orochimaru hiding behind a rock. He's one of the strongest ninja out there, he's with Suigetsu, Karin and Jugo. They all still have powers (except for Karin) and they don't do a thing. Orochimaru's trying to come up with a scheme but really? Hiding behind a rock like a wuss? I saw one comment saying that "You know you're in big trouble when Orochimaru's hiding behind a rock!" and I just laughed at it because it's true.

MC! Someone's calling for you!

Predictions: Some say that the Spiral Zetsu (I'll call him Zpiral from now on) is Yamato but I think it would be most likely that Zpiral is just him. No one talks about crap except for him because he has a real pooping fetish so yeah. About Naruto and Sasuke, they're not gonna die, but this is gonna be a big Spaghettifecation because everyone's running on fumes. But I think the Tailed Beasts are planning on doing something because as we can see, Kurama's love cloak isn't disappearing but it should be (at least, for me it should) because Kurama's been sucked up. Anyway, there's a lot of loose ends that I can't see being tied up so I'll leave it at that.

Derp!

I can't take anymore of this, Naruto should end immediately. I feel like Kishimoto is just trying to feed his editors some bull plop just to appease to them. I can't wait for it to end because Kishimoto deserves to rest at least for a year so he can have a change of pace and a change of scenery. Go for a vacation or something. Just end Naruto please!