Thursday, February 6, 2014

Weekly! Naruto 663

Sakura touching Naruto's heart and kissing him through CPR! Karin becomes useful! Sage of the Six Paths: 2nd generation! Confirmed: Naruto and Sasuke are considered clinically dead! How will Kishimoto-sensei end this series now?!

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Previously on: Naruto 662: Thousand arms Buddha a.k.a. Woody, shows up and wipes out more of the useless Shinobi Alliance ninjas. Orochimaru hiding behind a rock. Sasuke is dying, Naruto is dying, two girls, one derp face.

Spoiler Alert! If you are gonna read this post, please read the actual manga first!

Summary: Sakura doesn't hear and feel Naruto's heartbeat. Her medical ninjutsu doesn't have an effect on Naruto's body. Gaara explains the probable reason, Naruto can't heal because of he lost Kurama. Gaara then tells Sakura about Kurama's plan on defeating Naruto. After being sucked by the Gedo Mazou, Gaara needs to bring Naruto to the Fourth Hokage because he still has the half of Kurama. This half will then be sealed into Naruto and hopefully make him stronger than he was before.

Sorry for the yaoi jokes ahead.

They show the Second Hokage immobilized; feeling helpless. His brother's plan didn't work as they had expected and Sasuke is clinically dead. Meanwhile, we see a person have chakra chains coming out of the person's back and we see Karin as this person. She fights her way to go help Sasuke but in her way is the Spiral Zetsu. After combo attacks made by Orochimaru's gang, they reveal that someone is inside Spiral Zetsu. Spiral Zetsu then let's them go thinking that they have won the fight.

Yes, you are Karin! 

Back in Chapter 662, we see that Madara made the Gedo Mazou disappear. Now, we see that Madara revives the Juubi and he absorbs it to become the new Sage of Six Paths. Because of the Tailed Beasts being sucked whole, the Juubi has more power and thus making the Jinchuuriki have a complete chakra cloak unlike Obito's version.

Sakura, still trying to revive Naruto, performs CPR with the hopes of resuscitating him. We end with a mysterious figure looking at Sasuke's dead body.

Naruto says that Sakura's words touched his heart.

Likes: Madara's version of Sage of the Six Paths. He looks badass though he is the bad guy of the story. I wish he was on the good side but he maybe ultimately be on the good side. Like Danzo, he may just want to have something of his in a different way. If that happens, that'll make him a really good villain and a good character as well.

I'm sure he does! MadaxHashi commence!

Dislikes: I don't have anything against this chapter. It is quite exciting in it's own way.

Quirks: Orochimaru's way of injecting the cursed seal. I could probably come up with a Yaoi rom-com with that as a plot device (see the last part of this post.) Anyway, his neck getting longer like that is just funny to me, what's more, biting someone to inject the seal is a little bit outdated.

If you've watched Rosario+Vampire, you'll get this reference.

Predictions: Well, I don't have anything to say about this because Madara is too powerful to defeat now. He's a Rikodou Senin now and I believe that no one really beats the original one. If Kishimoto-sensei just makes Naruto use some Talk-no-Jutsu then the rankings for the manga would plummet. I mean, he's  basically the god of all jutsu now and how can you defeat that? His eyes are powerful, he has superior jutsus and he's the jinchuuriki of the Juubi. How can you defeat that? He can't be persuaded. He's the ultimate villain and there's no stopping him.

I feel sorry for Naruto now.

Well, this is the end of my post for Naruto. It's an exciting one because Kishi is probably out of ideas on how to end Naruto. Naruto gets his heart touched and pumped by Sakura, he gets his first kiss from a girl. Sasuke's dead but I'm guessing it's Kabuto that is gonna try and save him. We can just guess as to what happens next. Well, see you tomorrow!

An example of irony?

"A seme vampire in a town with a few women (most of them married) and he's hungry for some blood. An bishonen uke who has a rather feminine figure is bitten by this vampire. The vampire's bite carries a cursed seal that makes the victim (the opposite sex of the vampire, which is a woman) would be living like a slave to the vampire. Then the vampire + bishonen have some comedy stuff within it."

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