Shukkan Shounen Jump 15-2014
Spoiler Alert! If you are gonna read this post, please read the actual manga first!
Warning! This chapter contains testicles. Madara's black balls of death.
Summary: Karin starts throwing insults at the mysterious foot until they reveal him to be Kabuto. Kabuto has stuck his snake into Sasuke's chest, showing a transfer of something. He tells them that he does not plan on taking Sasuke's body because he's changed now thanks to Izanami. He has become Kabuto, the orphaned child and not Kabuto the assassin/Orochimaru's student. Suigetsu still doesn't believe that he has changed since Kabuto and Obito were the ones who started this war. Kabuto answered by saying that both he and Obito lost themselves and are now trying to make amends.
You can't see it, but that finger is surely in Sasuke's mouth.
Meanwhile in the real world, Guy gets ready to fight Madara head on with his 7th gate. Minato clarifies that Senjutsu and Taijutsu are the only thing that can physically damage Madara. He also becomes Capt. Obvious by telling everyone that he's useless now because he doesn't have any arms left.
Capt. Obvious strikes!
Taking a fighting stance, Guy-sensei concentrates and charges up like Goku. He releases green steam and Madara becomes aware of his opponent's true power. Again, Capt. Obvious warns Guy of Madara's peepee and testicles. Guy takes advantage of the steam and preemptively attacks Madara with various hits and releasing a finishing blow called "Hokago Tea Time with Toradora" or "Afternoon Tiger."
That sound effect.
After this attack, exhaustion took over Guy's body. Madara sees an opportunity and tries to attack his opponent with his dirty black balls. Minato and Kakashi try to help by using Minato's Kunai Flash Technique but Rock Lee comes in to save his Shisho (Master). Detecting the lack of an enemy's presence, Madara's testicle comes back to him.
Now that he has somehow recuperated, Guy-sensei raises his own death flag by telling the others of his final dance with death. He has now ready to release THE RED STUFF!
I haven't watched the English dub of Naruto so I'm not annoyed by that catchphrase.
Likes: Guy's 7th gate. I really like to see actual hand-to-hand combat because this title just lacks that with all the techniques and stuff. Even though it's compressed into one medium sized panel, I really love it. I have grown tired of stupid Rasengans and other jutsus because they don't have the impact. This is a shonen battle manga so I would like to see actual "BATTLE" rathen than a ball of chakra.
HAAA-YAAAH!!!
Also, more character diversity. Let's not focus on Minato and Naruto and Sasuke and the others. Guy sensei hasn't had much panels since that forced comedy scene. Props to Kishi for changing it up a bit.
I would also like to see Rock Lee go one on one with Madara just to see what he can do. Because, you know, he's can only do Taijutsu.
BTW, the "poof" sound effect on that tree. Amazing.
Dislikes: Kabuto. I just hate him this chapter. I've changed now, I do not have ulterior motives for giving Sasuke my... cells. His snake too, it's disturbing. I mean, come on! Choose a different place for you to have a snake. They could do a tail, or an extra head, or a tongue... but no! The snake HAS TO BE in his gut connected to Sasuke's chest. He's also currently injecting him with his LIFE JUICE. See that thing that flows with something, I'm gonna call it LIFE JUICE.
The forbidden "R"
Quirks: Minato "Capt. Obvious" Namikaze. Why isn't he dead yet?! Can't someone just release him from the Edo Tensei? He's useless now and can't do anything except for being a punching bag.
Predictions: Guy's gonna be all like "8th Gate: Gate of Death, RELEASE!" and be all lightning fast. He's gonna lay the beat-down and Madara's gonna use his Sage powers to combat him. I doubt that Guy would last for more than 5 chapters because his death flag has already been raised this chapter. Maybe he's gonna use the Sage Tools as a weapon against Madara. Who knows?
The voice actor for Guy-sensei fainted after this blood curdling scream.
Past Prediction Result: We all know that Sasuke was next to be "healed" so that's out of the list. The mysterious foot reveal? Everyone knew about it because it's predictable.
So, it has come to this. A major character, expected to die. I hope he does die, in a good way. Then we get to have a static slideshow of Guy's encounters while Naruto and Sasuke regain consciousness. Ah.., one life in exchange for a better future. Melancholic. Anyway, tell me your thoughts in the comment section down below! Thanks! Mata ashita!
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